Batman is up there with zombies and lying cakes in terms of over-saturation, but you can’t stay mad at him. He’s always been there for you. He’s been a better father to you than your actual father. Batman never spent more time at work than he did with you. Batman never forgot to pick you up from school. Batman never told you your drawings are stupid. Batman was never a thinly veiled coping mechanism.

…Actually he might be that last one.

Edit: There’s an updated version of this comic!