Remember how I said we’d be seeing more of Private Beefcake? This is the last we’ll see of Private Beefcake.


SO HEY GUESS WHAT? For the entire month of March, ubothsuck(dot)com is going to update twice a week! Regular updates will continue on Saturdays with Wednesdays thrown into the mix. Exciting, right? So, yeah, tune in Wednesday. Mark your calendars and tell your friends! Also your enemies. I say so in the hopes that your enemies are also my enemies and they’ll be all super jealous of me or something.