Several years ago I took a CPR class with my (then) work. In it we were warned to always ask someone whether they wanted CPR, lest they decide to sue. The lesson is either never do good things, or do good things even if it screws you over. Personally, the thing I took to heart is I’d rather die than work another office job.

Speaking of jobs, I’ve developed such a fear of checking my e-mail that I’m pondering hiring someone to check it for me. If you’re interested e-ma… oh… ooooooh. Nevermind.