Updates? What’re updates?

Life got kind of crazy over the past few weeks. Somehow I ended up living a soap opera? Like, the first guy I ever dated dumped me (in a very CW “gotta let you be free” kind of way) and the second one I so much as kiss ended up being married… So what am I up to now? 9 out of 10 Commandments broken? Do I get something if I get the whole set? Would a murder be worth the prize? …Is it a jet-ski?

At any rate, just waiting for my identical twin whose life I took over many years ago to show up and demand I stop living a lie. Blerg. Seriously. 2014v is not my year.