It seems to me that there is always a superior sibling*. In my family’s case, it is clearly me. Yet somehow SOMEHOW no one seems to recognize this? “Blah blah blah you’re so narcissistic blah blah self-centered blah blah poop-eater”. You think your other kids don’t eat poop too, mom and dad??


*See Hemsworths 1, 2, and 3 for proof.