Their names are so bad. SO BAD. Someone take away my naming privileges before I strike again.

Have I sworn off Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle jokes yet? Well, I do now.

If you don’t follow me on Twitter, you may be confused as to why SAWT is getting rebooted. The replacement comic can be found here: hit refresh if it’s still Mad Libs. Now that that’s out of the way, Mal (probably short for ‘Mallory’) Practice (not her actual last name) has appeared in ubothsuck(dot)com before.

Blackeye Dynamite is based off what I thought Impa looked like as a kid. Which is to say, totally bad ass. Official art? Ef that. I’m gonna look at those blocky  N64 graphics and magic eye them into something else.