The end of this story is Sad Waffle is just as sick of seeing these joke pumpkins as I am. I imagine Megan saw it on Pintrest and thought, “look! A funny joke I can make!” Megan, you did not make a joke. You carved a pumpkin the same way someone else did. That’s all. If she were real, Megan and I would not be friends is what I’m getting at.

This reminded me of a Phantom Thesis comic from a long time ago (I’ve said it before [another link would go here if I could be arsed to hunt it down]: what an ugly website). Which I guess means Megan and Sad Waffle are reincarnations of Thesis and Phantom, respectively… and now they’re dating? That’s… really weird. Do not accept this as headcanon.