Ah-HA! Here I’ve finally managed to get back to Robbie’s roots! That Oscar thing is an actual joke I ran and, like the completely insane person that I am, I can still remember who told me it was funny. They didn’t even tell me… I heard it secondhand. My name is Staci and I have always been starved for attention. How I have not ended up in showbiz is beyond me.*

*The answer is laziness.