First comic of the new year! You know what that means, don’t you? Time to announce my New Year’s Resolution to stay on top of deadlines! …Because it’s worked out so well in the past. Yessiree.

Joking aside, I have good feelings about this year. Which, uh, actually I say that every year, too. Oh geez, I’m repeating myself in my old age. Come in and know me better, man. Did I tell you that I am the Ghost of Christmas Present?