My computer is shambling corpse, but at least it still knows how I like my computers (shambling and corpse-like, as a matter of fact). What happened was I took it to the Computer Doctor and they told me the only thing to be done was to replace the poor thing. Instead I ordered a couple parts, and played a game of doctor myself. If creating an abomination* was the goal, I have won doctor**.


* It’s not that bad, geez.

**(with the help of a friend, admittedly)