Months upon months ago, in the dead of winter, I moved into town from the rural area I’d lived in most all my life. I fully expected to be woken by passing cars, trains, and sirens. I did not expect to hear freaking birds chirping twenty four seven. I have never been so annoyed by wildlife in my life.

In conclusion, if The Birds happens, I will be in no way surprised, nor will I hold back. Zombie apocalypse plans ain’t got nothin on my Birdmageddon plans.