Remember when fedoras were just another type of hat? And then, much like that song by Rick Astley that I’m not allowed to admit I unironically like, the internet ruined it? Well, certain people on the internet did anyway. I have no idea what I’m supposed to do with the one I own… burn it? Bury it in the backyard? Am I allowed to even remove it from the premises, or will an alarm sound and then everyone will know I had one? Wait… do they already know??

I may be heading out of town again this weekend. 2014 appears to be the year that I can’t stand to be home. I’d read more into that if I had more time between trips.