Today was our family’s annual Splitting of the Wood. It’s like the Running of the Bulls, but instead of bulls hurting people, it was me. I’m the type of clumsy that not only hurts myself, but everyone around me. The complete lack of hand eye coordination may also have something to do with it.

I’ve emerged with two swollen shins from running into a wheelbarrow, and happily only injured one other person… twice though, so maybe I shouldn’t be too pleased.

What a long day.