The website folks got back to me. Basically they said I need to take care of it myself, right before putting on their shades, popping their collar, and making a really cool exit. On the way out they were nice enough to leave some instructions (and also not steal my girlfriend*, that was nice). So I’ll attempt to fix the Twitter/Facebook issue this weekend. Expect my website to crash and burn shortly thereafter.

 

*Probably only because I don’t have one though.