I think my entire moral compass has been based off the story “The Little Red Hen”. Give people something for nothing? Blasphemous! …They should’ve never had me read that in first grade. Not if they wanted me to be a good/kind citizen.

I bought a cheapy $4 pumpkin carving kit. Ever since it entered into my house people have been talking about pumpkins like crazy. It’s like that Tiki doll the Brady Bunch found. Except not at all. Man. Gotta carve some pumpkins. Carve those pumpkins right.