My grandma is having me put all of my vacation pictures on a disc for her…. which is a thing only grandmas do. Put things on discs still, I mean. It takes another kind of person entirely to want to keep all of someone else’s vacation photos.

I’ve been replaying Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, despite my better judgement. “Staci,” I say to myself, “You’re already played this. A LOT. You’re not even playing the updated version, for God’s sake!” “Yeah,” I wistfully reply, “but this time I’m gonna get 100%.*”

*Note: It doesn’t keep track of percentages. And I’ve NEVER been one to do every little thing in a game. Arguments with myself fall apart under close scrutiny.