The pug is named Lord Jyscal because I am replaying FFX and that seems like a good pug name if I ever heard one. Also note that I have nothing against pugs, but figured I shouldn’t draw the ire of French Bulldog owners, my sworn enemies.

Derwin’s family was up not too long ago. His sister said it was nice meeting our fur babies, and I said it was equally nice to meet her skin child. Which, of course, was not entirely true, but that’s where I am in my life, I suppose. Sitting around celebrating Mother’s Day with babies that don’t screech for no reason and who will never resent me for stopping them from licking their privates.