I remember there was this girl in my middle school who wanted to grow up to be a trophy wife. She stuck to her guns no matter how hard teachers rolled their eyes at her. I found her sticktoitiveness extremely admirable. If only I could remember her name, I could look her up on Facebook… see she’s macking on some decrepit old dude on a yacht in her profile picture. Then again, I’d be heartbroken if she didn’t achieve her dreams. She’ll just have to live on in mine. *wistful*

Edit: There’s an updated version of this comic!