I remember there was this girl in my middle school who wanted to grow up to be a trophy wife. She stuck to her guns no matter how hard teachers rolled their eyes at her. I found her sticktoitiveness extremely admirable. If only I could remember her name, I could look her up on Facebook… see she’s macking on some decrepit old dude on a yacht in her profile picture. Then again, I’d be heartbroken if she didn’t achieve her dreams. She’ll just have to live on in mine. *wistful*

Very happy to see I’m now two for two in terms of Being on Top of Things, at least as far as updating ubothsuck(dot)com is concerned. My goal this month is to stay on top of this bee, among other things. Halfway through the year seems like a good time to finally give those New Year’s Resolutions serious consideration, right?