Edit: Hey! I just figured out that it’d be super easy to get site statistics! I will use this knowledge to continue blindly posting with no idea of audience size. Besides, there’re only two possible outcomes of knowing. Either there are more than five people and it goes to my head, or there are less than five people and my incredibly low unmet bar sends me into a fit of depression. Also there’s no way site statistics can tell me if any of y’all look like Hugh Dancy and own a private island so really what’s the point.