I lucked out when I forgot February had 29 days this year, which means I got to put off twice a week updates for an additional week. Which, HEY, reminds me, for the entire month of March, ubothsuck(dot)com is going to update on Wednesdays and Saturdays. That’s twice the content per week! And if you call now, I’ll throw in a free gift!

If you’re wondering, yes, this means March is a test period. If updating twice a week proves to be a do-able and not stressful thing, then it’ll be permanent, perhaps. We shall see. We. Shall. See.