I’ve always been fond of pick-up lines. Really bad ones, especially. Not bad in a trite sense, bad in an “oh my god that was SO LAAAAAAME” kind of way. It’s my secret hope that break-up lines might become a thing. It’d certainly be preferable to the old “we need to talk”. Why can’t we end our relationship the same way we started it? With laughter and happiness. Do you remember happiness? It’s that thing we used to feel before the very sight of each other annoyed us. Why can’t you just accept that we’re not the same people anymore and move on??

Speaking of things which end up disappointing us, the 100th ubothsuck(dot)com strip will run Saturday! Wow! Etc!